What is stupid

March 3rd, 2008

“You Know What’s Stupid? Everything I Don’t Understand.”  – headline from The Onion

Success

March 2nd, 2008

“Success is not achieved by good intentions or casual activities.” – Sisto H. Crocco, my grandfather

Duck and Cover

March 1st, 2008

Duck and cover is a cooking recipe in some parts of the South.

New Education Cycle

February 29th, 2008

A teacher teaches, a learner learns and a stud studies.

Golf

February 28th, 2008

Golf is all about sex from the hole in one, to the multiple strokes, to playing the ball where it lies.

Slacker’s Motto

February 27th, 2008

If we can’t do it, somebody else can.

Bad things

February 26th, 2008

Bad things happening to bad people is poetic justice; bad things happening to good people is reality TV.

Sitting on a fence

February 25th, 2008

Sitting on a fence is okay as long as it’s not a pointy one.

Truth is relative

February 24th, 2008

If truth is relative then he’s that weird Uncle you only see at family reunions.

First Base

February 21st, 2008

In science as in relationships, getting to first base can be counteracted by a large dose of acid.