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Some people swallow pride, others spit.

Nothing is beneath your dignity when you can limbo.

With grade inflation soon we’ll all be on the A-list.

Spanking advice from the bible: “If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.”

Perverts feel good, feel bad, and everyone else within reach.

An open mind is like a parachute: it’s full of air.

Life happens to many; others make life happen; and the rest are in high school.

“Fools talk, cowards are silent, wise men listen.”  – Carlos Ruiz Zafon, The Shadow of the Wind.

If love is blind then lust is blind, deaf, dumb and stupid.

If dogs were actually man’s best friend they would buy the first round.