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Some days life is a walk in the park; some days it’s a walk in Jurassic Park.

People who don’t learn history in high school are doomed to repeat the subject.

Some people have rhythm; some people use the rhythm method; and the rest of us need a dictionary to spell rhythm.

Hell is reliving our mistakes; Heaven is blaming them on someone else.

Virtual sex is nothing new. I’ve been virtually having sex for years.

Some people have good insight; others are better out of sight.

Ever notice that the moment you get to live life in the fast lane it’s rush hour?

My philosophy is to be where the action is: either solve the problem or be the problem.

Liberals like to display things on shelves; Moderates like to organize things in drawers; Conservatives like to keep it in the closet.

What if a tree fell in a forest and nobody was there to hug it?