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A teacher teaches, a learner learns and a stud studies.

Golf is all about sex from the hole in one, to the multiple strokes, to playing the ball where it lies.

If we can’t do it, somebody else can.

Bad things happening to bad people is poetic justice; bad things happening to good people is reality TV.

Sitting on a fence is okay as long as it’s not a pointy one.

If truth is relative then he’s that weird Uncle you only see at family reunions.

In science as in relationships, getting to first base can be counteracted by a large dose of acid.

“I may have morals, but I’m desperate too.” – Jeff Miller, former college roommate

Some men have hindsight; others prefer breasts.

You can dine at the diner but you can’t get buff at the buffet.