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You can’t trust Egyptians because they were involved in some of the earliest Pyramid schemes.

New Orleans is the Big Easy; New York is the Big Apple; and D.C. is the Big Disappointment.

Less is not more when it comes to your sex life.

Do unto others and have a good alibi.

There’s no IQ in team.

“Marriage is like the Middle East: there is no solution.” – from the movie Shirley Valentine.

They say smoking can kill you, but the burning before hand can’t be too good for you either.

If you put people on a footstool instead of a pedestal, they’re easier to knock off.

Pigs do fly; have you ever seen the people in coach?

The strongest truth in a relationship is how you feel. Or is it, who you feel?