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A brush with death should be applied with even strokes.

All reality TV is a stage, and all the men and women merely “playahs.”

Always remember to look both ways before you cross-dress.

Radical Islamists strap bombs to their belly; radical Buddhists make you rub their belly.

Music soothes the savage beast; so does Prozac.

Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming car.

Due to today’s high illiteracy rates people can only read me like a comic book.

What benefit will it be to you if you gain the whole world but have lost the receipt?

You don’t take the short cut if you’re in it for the long haul.

“The hardest thing on earth is choosing what matters.”  – Sun Monk Kidd, The Secret Life of Bees