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Everyone fears terrorists, but the only terror I fear is seeing a 300-pound man in a Speedo.

Money can’t buy happiness; neither can food stamps.

I always thought the Texans were saying, ‘Remember the Eskimo.’

You can march to the beat of a different drummer but you would have more fun dancing.

Just remember when you’re smelling the roses that they’re planted in manure.

Bureaucracy makes gods of little men and little men of gods.

“When people lack talent, they usually revert to volume.” – Joe “Joseph” O’Leary

If someone asks you to stop taking drugs, just say ‘No.’

If you experience an erection for over four hours you don’t need a doctor you need a different job.

If what goes around comes around, then shouldn’t we all have an STD by now?