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If success is a slut with a thousand fathers, then it comes as no surprise that failure’s a bitch.

Academic cokeheads like to read between the lines.

It ain’t over until the fat lady sings; it doesn’t start until she limbos.

Birds of a feather get shot down together.

I figured out the reason I have no soul mate:  I have no soul.

“You’re not as smart as you think,” she said.
“Who is?”
-    Robert Ferringo, Horse Latitudes

In sex, men like to shoot first and maybe ask questions later.

Never do something today that you could easily put off until tomorrow.

Danger and I are not serious; we just flirt every once in a while.

Curiosity didn’t kill the cat, Colonel Mustard in the ballroom with the wrench did.