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Some people say I’m crazy, but I’m not ready for that kind of commitment.

There’s three sides to every story: my side, your side, and homicide.

A kiss of death isn’t serious unless you use tongue.

“If you ask me, we’re all in the same boat.  And it’s leaking.” – John Boyne, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas.

Mother Nature abhors my vacuum.

The question should not be which came first, the chicken or the egg, but rather which should we eat first.

Tragedy brings people together, so do all-you-can-eat buffets.

“We shouldn’t make anymore nuclear missiles until we use the ones we got.” – Roy McCullough, Friend, Historian

When God closes one door, that’s my scream of pain you hear as my fingers get caught in the crack.

Some book titles I’d like to see:
I’m OK, You’re An Asshole
Beauty and the Bitch
Unnatural Acts of the Apostles
It Came From the Toilet
I was a teenage erection
Her Skirt, Your Hand And Their Camera – all spells MONEY
Taking Care of Your Caucasian
No, There’s Just Three of Us And You Too
A Hundred and One Places That Nobody’s Been to: Complete With Photos
Paradise Misplaced
The Depth of my Briefs
More Reasons Not to Agree with Anybody