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Revenge is a dish best served cold, so is leftover pizza.

“Between meaninglessness and suffering, I prefer bacon.” – Jean-Patrick Manchette, The Prone Gunman.

If looks could kill we could save a lot of money on bullets.

Two’s company, three’s a ménage; one’s a pity.

Dirty old men grin and bare it; university coeds get drunk, bare it and get a t-shirt for it.

Buy low, get high.

Life is what happens to other people while you’re watching TV.

You can’t put a price on peace of mind but you can on a piece of ass.

Winners write the history; losers write the songs the whole world sings.

People don’t need healthy eating, they need a healthy beating.